Fall In New England.....

So it's fall time here in New England..... Gorgeous time of year.......the beginning of that "need a sweater....but just at night......pretty colors on the trees" time.......(for about 2 flippin weeks......then the cold weather starts to get colder and the frickin trees are bare and all you have left over is about 5 months of crappy winter and 65 feet of unshovel-able snow to look forward to......super.......happy autumnal equinox folks......)
hmmmm, I might just be bitter against the winter..........ya think?
Anyway.....I cant say I am not happy fall is here.....I love the change of the seasons in New England and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else this time of the year. But, if I could stop at fall and go straight back to spring.....I would.
So this "Farmers Almanac" ordeal is getting out of hand.......the prediction this year is......oh, I dunno........564.8 feet of snow......within the first month of winter. Now SOMEHOW this book is always right.......a little odd now isn't it? We manage to have the "sacred book of weather predictions" at our finger-tips EVERY YEAR that somehow is correct about 95% of the time......yet the channel 4 weather cant get a single day right if their life depended on it? I'm in the wrong business ladies and gentlemen. I think I am in a position to point at a green screen and say (*eh-hem*) "tomorrow it will be partly sunny and partly cloudy with a slight wind between 0 and 25mph and a slim to great chance of precipitation in the form of rain, sleet or snow.......but hell......just take a look out your window tomorrow and if you are still unsure.......open the damn thing.......I'm sure you will see........I was totally correct." Ah, the life of a weather-gal......... hmmm, where's the phone number for that Channel 4 news?
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